I would like to thank Reddit for banning me

Because on that account, I made outlandish promises just to get web traffic, and now I don't have to keep my word as they erased the record.

Further, this obfuscates from my enemies and competition my marketing strategies of how to extract fans off the platform.  And now that Reddit blocks all search engines from using the content except Google, those strategies won't even work.

So from the bottom of my heart, thank-you Reddit for improving my life,
While erasing my liabilities, fooling my competitors, and degrading Google search.