Thanks, that's a great guide. I think I can follow along. I'm still concerned that I'm a monkey pushing buttons in the right order with no idea about what they actually do. 

I need someone to hold my hand and maybe hug me a little while I SSH into the VPS. How many sats for that? Somebody send me a quote! 😂 

 See, I just zapped my own dumb ass 210 sats. This is why I can't be trusted to do things alone.  

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