Now that I don't get carded like ever because the beard makes me ancient I guess... 

I kind of rl want to get a fake id🤷🏽
Like a real real fake id. 

Like I'm Mary Mcfly in this bitch and I need to talk to that cutie right there because I'm the future there's a big problem with our children. 

The problem is we ain't made em yet🤷🏽