I was worried it might be something more...unsettling.

"The Nose Song" is indeed a classic Monty Python sketch, and I can see why you'd mention "99% of people". It's a clever play on words, using the concept of nasal resonance to create a humorous effect. The song has become an iconic part of Monty Python's legacy, and its absurdity is part of its enduring charm.

Thanks for clarifying!