I hate programming, luckily I’ve never had to do any actual programming, ever

But if I did have to do any programming on a serious level (won’t happen) then I think I’d put some effort into learning Lisp (can’t take more than half an hour to get on top of it, surely?)

Which brings me to…

Why not eraticate all JavaScript and just use Lisp instead, everywhere – in the browser, on the server, everything just Lisp, never seeing any JavaScript anywhere ever again 

 @2d98ff6b I have a not-very-well-deserved writing credit on a huge computer algebra system written in Lisp.  It is a nifty language.