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 Insurgence of pickleballers on normal sports courts is worse than the illegal alien border insurgence. 

Facts. True. This is the next war. 
 Pickleball isn’t real. It didn’t exist 18 months ago 
 Ohhh but it’s real. 

“Excuse me, would hue mind moving to the court down there?  This one is set for pickleball”. https://image.nostr.build/e45846d36ba01d2092fd640f4584cf34a9b0ab547170abf9bfd883eab90a872c.jpg  
 John McEnroe is a good pickleball player. 
 Haha. That’s true. 
 It dates back to 1965.  
 You’re thinking about your mum again 
 Be Respectful. Bob is good people. Just conflicted. 
 My sister's place has a tennis court with the lines for pickleball. It would 7:30 and some old people would be out there. Like for real?! 
 
 I know people who hit the outdoor courts at sunrise. I usually wait until about 9. Let those good dedicated players get tired and then I have a better chance against them. 
 It was more the clack clack clack that got to ya!! 🤣

I did get to play a couple of games, just because my sister and I are too competitive and had to break the tie 😂🫂 
 How the heck do you play ball with a pickle🥒 
 🤷🏻‍♂️ 
 The fun is in the trying 
 Like this!!

https://youtube.com/shorts/vzrb10Z6sM4

😂 
 Hahaha 😂🤣 
 Our weapons aren't very impressive. A plastic ball with holes in it. Small paddles.  
 We all choose our hills to die on. 
 not pickleball Bob, he only chooses hills to win on 
 Bob is solid. Agree. 👍 
 sorry you're struggling, I find playing pickle ball helps me in times like these 
 It’s as relaxing & easy as reading a book so makes sense. 

I play sports to sweat it out. Blood, sweat, some tears for my opponents. 
 It's hard at first but don't give up, as you improve you can achieve blood, sweat and tears for your opponents.  
  https://image.nostr.build/b6d5c52334e2ee77cf2b3ea22d2e370f5bc28b4532830171a9407d7bb3489a26.jpg  
 https://i.nostr.build/AadM6.gif 
 This type of fuel would force me to shut you out. 
What’s a shutout called in pickleball?  Annihilation? 
 I would recommend focusing on things like returning the ball before putting so much passion into it. I don't know about tennis but pickleball is a game of clinical precision and strategy 
 Drives me nuts. All of our beautiful basketball courts have pickle smoocher court paint all over them now. Get your dainty net outta here 
 This ☝️