>playing guitar in my office
>heavy metal all up in this bitch
>tardwife starts yelling from the other room
>shows me a rat caught in one of our traps outside
>rat is huge as fuck and very much alive
>literally dragging the trap around the yard
>tardwife tells me to kill it and hands me a brick
>proceed to bash giant rat's brains in
>one eye pops out of his head
>blood all over the ground and the brick
>finally rat stops twitching
>mfw that was even more metal than my guitar playing

https://i.poastcdn.org/c8716ba5a19854801fc2e06bce76c5531066a29f527db0fb1563cdc7fa5d15e2.gif 

 >killed in animal
>with a brick
>in front of his wife
baby incoming 

 I had a trainee beat a rat to death with a broom, he just kept panicking and squishing it with the bristles