You kid but I guarantee some form of "AI" will make it's way to random commodity goods. Marketing geniuses will shoehorn "HD" tech into toothpaste and "cloud" solutions into literal cat shit. 
https://i.nostr.build/0jgGE.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/2RxYR.jpg

nostr:nevent1qqsg5trnyxzw077gcldfhp5pqkf90fplg88r68pa3u6cxnussshycvcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzvupzq3dn25suxy49mfxz2krs8t2tu0fwd5yvsyj4z52v0g0t026l5rcyqvzqqqqqqy3mlmf2 

 "Congratulations, optimal brushing achieved!"

"However, due to your use of non American Dental Association approved toothpaste, you must now pay a higher premium on your health insurance"