/satire 
I'm glad climate change is just a hoax. Otherwise I'd be worried about anomolies like

Not enough water in the MIssissippi.

Not enough water in the Rhine.

Salt water coming for New Orleans.

Missing glaciers everywhere.

Canada burning. 

Greece drowning and burning.

States and regions sinking - where did the groundwater go?

Cars floating around NY City after a little rain storm.

Phoenix competing with Death Valley for temperature records.

And so on. Just a hoax, whew!