US Presidential Debate Today

These are the trades:

If Kamala is retarded,
Buy Bitcoin

Logic: Trump is likely to do fiscal stimulus (inflation), low taxes, and pro-crypto regulation like his first term.

If Trump is retarded,
Short Sell Uniswap

Logic: Kamala's administration will crush DeFi

If both are retarded,
Buy Monero and a Glock
 

 Yes. 

 Buy BTC, XMR, Glock

And you should already be doing so. Growing your vegetables, and have a nice family out there away from the crazies. 

 I mean, ammo will be more valuable than monero at that point. 

 Politics 🙄😑