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 ๐Ÿ˜ is working

Tell me I'm clever 
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 You want me to say No. 

So I will say youโ€™re the most beautiful person ever. Infinitely humorous too. Clever โ€ฆ maybe ๐Ÿคฃ 
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 That's the spirit Im ever looking for in a partner.

Boost my ego when needed. But know when to pop it when it's too big.


Fuuuuuucccccccccccck


You're not tank girl are you?
Or Dita Von Teese?

...Brody Dalle?






... @๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท ??

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜ญ 
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 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Those are nice fantasies. 

If I could pick a character it would be what someone else suggested: ร†on Flux. 

Though I look nothing like the Goddess that is Charlize Theron. I rocked that haircut for years & her general vibe is who Iโ€™ve been in the past. With far less style. Blending in is best ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™Œ 
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 Drool 
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 Hahahaha. Right! Sheโ€™s a rockstar worth emulating.