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 since there’s no drama on here I’m gonna start some shit and say that quite honestly gnocchi is terrible and you might as well eat erasers. 
 am in agreement 
 🤝 
 blasphemous AF. you must be eating shitcoin gnocchi. 
 I agree with this. Gnocchi is such a simple recepy but because of that is so complicated to make the perfect texture.. a lot of things influences, not only quantities, as the kind of flour, the water temperature, how you mix it and for how long.. also the potatoes.. I mean, a lot  is there. 
 mmmm dense floury potato nuggets mmmmmmmmm 
 ahahhahahahah ok ok, I back up😅🫂 
 maybe i am bias because my wife is Italian and makes delicious gnocchi. 
 You are a lucky one😌😏🇮🇹💜 
 Simple food (most Italian food is dead simple) is hard to master. Nothing can save you from the fuck up. I HATED most of the gnocchis I have tried, but the ones I liked were so so good. 
 I wish I could down vote and have it send sats sent away from you for this ludacris 
 now there’s an idea…devs?? a little help here??? 
 Set up a lnurlw link that automatically gets invoked with the zap address that downvotes your post
 
 With THAT attitude, you're def...
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Gnocchi is delicious. Come at me, bruh 
 I found that frozen gnocchi I bought was better than when I tried to make it from scratch 🥴 
 best to keep them frozen and swallow them whole to avoid the awful experience that is gnocchi 
 Well, I tried. Blocked and reported to every relay 
 That’s why you put pesto or something on it though… to make the erasers palatable. 
 Agreed 
 Don't be a nigger, Gnocchi is fucking awesome. Some Gnocchi does taste like Playdoh. Hard to find decent ones. 

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 You must have some very great erasers over there.

As an italian I strongly disagree. 
 make don’t buy. 
 We need more info before got at war hahaha,  🇮🇹  gnocchi is delicious, so... where you buy it? you try to make them? you order in some place? 
 The gnocchi they fed us in the army were like cement... Ruined it for me 
 gnocchi is army food is what I’m hearing 
 Yeah because it's as easy to make as cement :p 
 Fresh gnocchi - good, chance of eraser if you do it wrong.

Leftover gnocchi - 100% eraser. 
 Tasty tasty erasers 
 This is totally accurate ma’am. 
 Just had gnocchi and you are wrong.
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 Probably some merican fake garbage eraser gnocchi. Get the real ones.
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 Sounds like somebody is eating store-bought. 
 I’m not eating at all. I’d never waste precious calories on floury cement army food potato nuggets. 
 The fuck you been eatin'? 😁 
 Hahahah 
 They're not my favourite, but stir-fried with a good flavoured sauce can be nice. It's tricky dough. 
 I'm joining the war on Gnocchi on the side of Gnocchi. #Gnocchistr
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 Have some gnocchi in Boston’s North End and you’ll realized you’re wrong. 
 Need one of these and any texture issues will disappear 
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 oh wow this dish requires special equipment to not taste like total crap. 

adding this to my arsenal 
 Totally agree with you. 
 btw: Xo hot your song 🎧🔥💜🤙 
 Wrong 
 Also stop eating erasers 
 You know nothing 
 Agree, not a fan 
 Have you only had it boiled? Because it fries up with Brussels sprouts incredibly. 
 You probably ate poorly made gnocchi! Gnocchi made with wheat flour or potatoes, when done well, and with bolognese sauce and basil, are delicious! 🍽️😋 
 Agreed and also, viruses aren’t real… 
 Spirit of cuckerson! 
 It was the preparation. It seems like when people opine on a food they don't like, they fail to consider that the chef was garbage.  
 Gnocchis are a lazy Pierogi rip-off 
 Woooowow 
 I agree 100%, I'm glad someone finally said it. 
 MSNBC says this is pure racism..... 
 Bruh. 
 stop 
 Word. 
 What’s wrong with you? 
 hard to find good gnochhi for sure 
 You just don't know how to cook them 😁 
 Totally agree, too doughy! 
 When gnocchi are made well, they're light, almost fluffy. Delicious. 
Made poorly, they can be pretty bad! 
 Pretty sure your supposed to boil them before eating 😁 
 Gotta recommend letting the potatoes steam off first for a while before mashing and then refridge over night.  Getting the moisture out allows for using less flour and makes them much better. 
 Unless your friend's Mom makes it and cooks it right then, and she happens to be from Italy.. Them erasers are delicious.  
 Eat it in Italy and you will erase this post.  
 God no drama? I take it you don't follow @odell ?

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 listen, I’m here to have the important conversations