muh fuh guilteh geah muhfuckin shounen anime make me basenrehpill gnawmean I giddat tampon bakpak nigguh wuhchoomean I ain no girlboss bitch I be duh baddiss bitch on duh blawk I got dat nine to five nigga I got dat cash money nigga I show fediverse admins muh tee-tees ain't nobody scurr yo reddit ass muhfuggih schizo shit bitch daaaayuuuuuuum mercedes dealership n sheeit sail of foam I got dat ifoam plus main on gawwwww :shark_chan: 

 Hahahaha fun trying to read this out loud being the whitest person I know.