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 Things in #venezuela are going so well that Maduro decreed that Christmas will be starting in October this year

Now *THAT* is progress!

 https://cdn.satellite.earth/24bdb78cfb6264e8ac5941d5e73685620b6b784942ffa783e765322ea645081f.mp4 
 😀 
 All I want for Christmas is freedom. 
 Imagine the meeting...

"fuck man, people are pissed as fuck, what should we do?"
"I dunno, man, what if, like, we tell people it's christmas?"
"NOICE! LFG!"

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 Bread ane circus... No bread? More circus! 
 ☹️ 
 vaya tela... 
 Makes sense. DEC 25 == OCT 31 
 When you think you have seen it all, dictator Maduro moves Christmas to October 1st

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 jajajajja típica bomba de humo. Pan y circo. Aunque falte algo de pan. 
 Maduro wants a new jet for Xmas ✈️ 
 Maduro coño’e tu madre 
 We live in a time where satire and reality can no longer be distinguished. 
 This stand-up comedian is terrible! I wonder why no one is heckling? 
 You only get your next ration if you applaud 
 There's precedent!

https://youtu.be/sjGc98Q_ReM