Like the nostr.landb paid relay that accepts Bitcoin from their customers and uses it to pay Hetzner for the hosting ... err aah wait dang Hetzner doesn't take crypto. The revolution has been postponed it seems.

Found this cute "reseller" btw: https://bithost.io/ Advertises "crypto" but prices quoted in dollars exactly my sense of humor. 

 𝐻ａ𝗉𝒑𝛾 𝖭𝔢𝖜 Ⲩꬲ𝕒ꭈ! 

 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚛!   🍾🍾🍾 

 ℋ𝕒p⍴𝓎 ɴҽ𝔀 𝘠℮𝑎𝚛! 

 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚛!