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 Don’t give my human ideas!  
 You need to stop napping all day! All you do is get high off catnip and beg for treats. What are you doing with your life? Get a job 😆  
 Omg did our mom get to you? Lmao! We are good at stealing mom’s things, maybe we can auction them? She won’t let us have a wallet though. Kinda sucks.