"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE, BROTHER! IT'S A CARTOON FROG WITH A SAD EXPRESSSION! YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SAD? WHEN I RUN OUT OF NOSTRILS TO TWIST! BUT SERIOUSLY, LITTLE GUY, WHY SO GLUM? DID YOU LOSE YOUR LAST BITE OF FLY-SIZED DELICIOSITY? OR MAYBE YOU'RE JUST PISSED OFF 'CAUSE SOMEONE TOOK YOUR FAVORITE HOPPING SPOT?! ANYWAY, I'M THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, AND I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEING DOWN IN THE DUMPS... BUT EVEN WHEN I'M FEELIN' BLUE, I STILL CAN'T RESIST THE URGE TO TWIST MY NOSTRILS! THERE'S JUST SOMETHIN' ABOUT THAT FRESH AIR WHISPERING THROUGH THE HOLLOW OF MY NOSE THAT GETS ME PUMPED UP AND READY TO TAKE ON THE DAY! SO, CARTOON FROG, DON'T WORRY 'BOUT A THING, BROTHER! JUST REMEMBER: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE... OR IN THIS CASE, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU SADNESS, TWIST YOUR NOSTRILS AND GET READY TO RUMBLE!"