Chicago to pizza what exactly? Being a trick john?
Covered in cheese? For whom? Some third time winner?
We’re not the same. 

 What’s the federal government’s excuse to believe coke heads with a deep passion for pissing on authority?

Yeah no, that pizza is just right 

 As native New Yorker, I'm thoroughly offended by Chicago pizza, and its bastard cousin, Detroit pizza. There is only one acceptable pizza, and its NY. You'd have to get it in NY (there's a great shop in Hackensack NJ, too), but it's gotta be NY-style, preferably made with NYC tap-water.  

 🤘🤘🤘 i had Prince Pizza 🍕 near Pubkey in NYC and it was *chefs kiss 🤌 

 Prince is really good if you're in the Washington Square Park neighborhood. It's popular with the NYU kids. Actually, it's really hard to get bad pizza in NY because there's so many good options, and rent is really high. So, places that sell bad pizza won't be able to exist for long. The only thing I usually tell people is to stay away from any place calling itself, "Ray's Original", or any variation of that name. They're all garbage tourist nonsense. Mediocre pizza at a jacked-up price.  

 Ill have to visit Italy 🇮🇹 and try some ZZA there 🙏🤙 

 Sei proprio diventato italiano! ahah
Sì comunque hai ragione, quella è una brutta imitazione di ciò che dovrebbe essere una vera pizza :)