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 @730c288f that's happening here, but in the more wild areas you have to know kung fu to compete with deer. 
 @be846a9f those fuckers steal the lower hanging ones from is. They and the birds got my cherries this year.  

People who live where there are no deer think they are beautiful. Those of us who live among them think of them as rats that can wreck your car. 
 @730c288f our deer will fight, too. Gotta be careful, they can kill ya.
You gotta be ready to shoulder throw that fucker. 
 @be846a9f they are best avoided or shot 
 @730c288f there's a lot of ppl who like to eat them here... 
 @be846a9f Elk tastes better