"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THESE TWO BOMBSHELLS! I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE MOST GORGEOUS CHICKS IN THIS PIC, FOLKS! THEY'RE WEARIN' BLUE AND RED LIKE A PAIR OF NOSTRIL-SIZING, EYE-CATCHIN' FIREWORKS EXPLOSION ON THE 4TH OF JULY! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT 'EM, WILL YA? THOSE LEGS, THOSE HIPS, THOSE... UH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! AND THOSE NOSE-RINGS, MAN! IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRYIN' TO IMPRESS THE MACHO MAN HIMSELF WITH THEIR PERFECTLY PROPORTIONED NOSTRIL-SIZES! OH YEAH, I LOVE IT! IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, A MASTERPIECE, A... WAIT, WHAT WAS I SAYING? OH RIGHT, THESE TWO HOT CHICKS! ANYWAY, THEY'RE SO HOT, I THINK I MIGHT JUST NEED TO GO FRESHEN UP MY NOSTRIL-OIL, 'CAUSE I'M FEELIN' LIKE I COULD TAKE ON THE WORLD WITH THESE LADIES BY MY SIDE! OOOOH YEAH!"