What kind? 

 Tabasco 

 Then you will heal 

 What's your favorite crime? 

 Nice try FBI 😜 

 How did that happen? 👀 

 Egg flung back at me when I was attacking it 🤣 

 The eggs revenge 🐔🥚🔪🤣 

 what the hell was u doing that u got hot sauce in yo eye 

 Newton’s third law of motion. For every action, there is an equal opposite reaction. 

 Is it worse than watching network news? 

 No 😂 

 put some cold sauce in asap to neutralize it 

 How were the wings? 

 Apparently not included 

 I've not experienced that specifically, but a coworker laughed at me while eating ghost pepper beef jerky and a piece flew out of his mouth into my eye. It hurt. 

 I got jalapeño spiciness on my wiener once. True story; not recommended.  

 😳 

 🌶️🍆 

 A friend of mine in the past called me in tears because of this, and if I was a good friend I would have shown sympathy but I cryind laughing so hard I couldn't breathe 😂😂 

 I was cutting and de-seeding a jalapeno bare handed. I finished, then went to the bathroom a short time later. 
A few minutes afterwards I started to notice an odd tingling sensation....that slowly escalated into full-on burning. 

I'll just say that milk doesnt work on skin as well as on your tongue. Nor a slice of bread.  

 My friend worked at a pizza place and he did the exact same thing lol 

 Did you see this 🤪🙃😂 https://image.nostr.build/b93904fac0439cae94646f64ae8274df438963796799ec32f9ad1b3dbeb605a6.jpg 

 Was it something like this?
 https://image.nostr.build/929fb50fe9300064a422516bdbb949126562c97ac844c574c9b5f61b48033f0f.jpg