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 You accidentally parachute onto a north sentinel island!

What to do first?

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 @29940347 start swimming away. Take your chance with the sharks 
 @29940347 show them memes 
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Tell them I'm John Frum 
 @29940347 Kill the leader and establish myself as their new God. 1st step in taking over the world 
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Distribute smallpox blankets.