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 NGL, dis stress me out 😲😬 
 CAUSE YOU KNOW IM NOT KIDDING!!!!! 
 BECOME ONE WITH THE BUDDHA 
 SHE ALREADY HAS!!!!! 
 YOU GUYS BROKE MY FACKING ZAPS 
 Same 
 🥹🧡🧡🧡 
 This thread is testing the nostr clients’ ability to parse threads correctly 🐶🐾🤔 
 GOOD 
 TARDS ARE A GIANT STRESS TEST!!! EMBRACE HYPERRETARDATION AND WE WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!!! 
 Damus and Amethyst are literal extremes. 
 Wat it mean? 😲🤔 
 Threads are a chain of notes. So to assemble it correctly and fetch all of notes can be a challenge 🐶🐾🫡 
 Ooooh oke. So it’s a tard test! 😲 So in a way, tards are making it better for the future. How beautiful. 

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 Tard test? Anyone have the answer key? 
 Hmmm maybe @15Grepples but he no like LOKO so will not give. 😔 
 Just like stackchain break twitter with twitter threads. #Tardstr testing nostr??? Ahhh beans. Here we go again. 
 Nostr has trending and stuff?? 
 it does, but different clients have different trending algos afaik

primal has one for example 
 Is @semisol tagged in here yet 👀 
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 Well hue see Steven, I did tag him in a daniel thread, (was explaining how hue and semi are besties) but I get lost in notis and hab Noh idea which thread I in any more. 😲😔 
  https://video.nostr.build/74e9014d0b3d733c2d050a023d3cfb560b072b5e2a51d280bab4ea333d770a51.mov  
 Why we got killer muzzic??  It should be Barney or some shit 
 I kno. I don’t like scary 🫣 
 I fix 👀 https://video.nostr.build/39794f682f0a1f8da6f680e61307247eb048c0ef738a69afdf4f8405dbec4733.mov  
 Oh Hell yeah!!! 
 Lauren, i have to stop seeing these abominations 😂 

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 Iz better? 😲🫣👀 #tardstr approved ✅ https://video.nostr.build/b4e19ace8a41edcf886d179bc6f982615112fe1c17a6b77c58698ba75149f9f8.mov  
 Derek is the face of #Tardstr 😂😂😂 
 Oh,  the irony 
 Literally txt Buddha this a few hours ago 😂 https://image.nostr.build/d66005f09bbe512ad0e63f8f8c1654c839783e5fc9bc27b6308b6a1bfec54309.jpg  
 🤣🤣🤣🤣 
 Did hue see your skate video, Derek? 
 Yes I did. I love you two. So many laughs. Thank you 🫂🫂🫂 
 That convo makes us look extremely “special” 
 Of ALL THE THINGS we’ve dropped on here the past to days and that’s the thing that makes us special 💀😂😂😂 
 Yeah,  because that’s a real life text… like we could be just fucking around online.. but thats real. 😂😂😂😂 
 Is oke. Dey do not kno we fr passed ze mensa. All genius is half tard. 😮‍💨🧡 🤫 
 https://image.nostr.build/84ec766b9c8b97d1438e18e8023d67d81f7ee467681f3f61658375b45da5b288.jpg 
 When do i get a tard helmet 😇 
 How did I miss dis 🥹🥹🥹 
 https://image.nostr.build/8a99fa34e5770116c8cbc09436189d4a91241e2ebcdb6baaedbe5a95819d9af1.jpg 
 Omg dis so good! 
 @Bob https://media.tenor.com/NWA2l0vi8MgAAAAC/disney-mary-poppins.gif 
 Where da fack am I. 
 Bob!!!!!! Did my zaps attract you? I zapped all of your notes 🤣 

Also gn 
 I got zapped in here, but I don’t know who I am? How are you. 
 Boooooob 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 
 Derek 😃 
 Thanks guys me zaps are broken 
 Hue been gone for long time. Now hue on cober of magazine and forget us 😮‍💨

But fr so proud of hue Bob 🥹👏🏻 https://image.nostr.build/a7d581c77930aaeabdc6d0dffeb8cb99208c53ec9ee1aa231fad605a723c36d6.jpg  
 Just hanging with wifu and is gn time. Stop by more often pls 🙏 also gfy 
 BOB!!! HUE FINALLY FOUND US! 😲😲👏🏻🔥 
 You are in the tard section of a very niche corner of the interwebs.. dial one if you’d like to continue on your tarding journey. 
 Yes! If hue ever get lost, Bob, hue just search #tardstr and then hue find us 
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 Excellent question… 
 In psychopath heaven 
 I think your zaps no work. I cannot zap hue but can everyone else.. fyi 
 #HEAVENTHREAD IS THE DEV NOW 
 HOLY SHIT MY NOTIFICATIONS 😲

Y’all are on some TARD shit 😂 
 LIVE LOVE LAUGH!!!! 
 Here are two screenshots from Damus and two from Amethyst. Damus can’t find the beginning or the end of the thread, so it just looks like a couple of notes and no indication of what comes after. Meanwhile, Amethyst shows way too much and just becomes an ugly mess of vertical lines and squashed notes when you scroll down. Kind of amazing that no one has figured out the right way to do this yet.
https://image.nostr.build/b21aead384fd53a7515c264b4d1376720b834e8cd2848c8ace311529d83cab7e.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/dbe00cea8bc6c240c3a18076a77b8a98f63791773d15d33ac80ae526d953b878.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/766d32510776fee88508cd4b6169936d7bf58f6ed0ed6ff34f98f193d22d44ac.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/3d8a1080bcaf73358491f1c139a9ffd25ca4ab95b33a5a57f4d900f1aceb3def.jpg 
 notes in nostrdb will fix this soon. the thread is too large to load at once so it will need to be done in chunks incrementally. 
 Excited for this! 🔥 
 DEVS RESPOND 
 Awesome. Thanks Will. Looking forward to hanging out in a couple weeks. 🔥🔥🔥 
 What do you mean no one's figured it out yet

https://image.nostr.build/a39038e3682599afab2ad234554e9bc8f80c345fb96ddfc34d2957412a2965da.png 
 let's goooooo 
 Sorry @hodlbod, I was only comparing apps, not websites. Wen Coracle app? 
 let's gooooooooooo 
 I have avoided making it a real app since I don't want to spend 30% of my time in negotiations with Apple. It is a PWA though, I use it on mobile. 
 No Android, tho? The Nostr made me buy a second phone. 
 Almost pulled the trigger way back in April. Maybe I should go ahead and make it happen 
 🙌 
 Coracle has always had the best threading on Nostr. 🔥🔥🔥 
 GET YER MIND OUT THE GUTTER AND LET YER HEART FLUTTER!!! 
 Yes. Derek even has picture of becoming one with the Buddha https://image.nostr.build/9da719b823de3ec5ae1ac7c192f2c7107d46877aae1bc2584d7b1c8982da6ddb.jpg  
 SOFTCORE 
 AINT POSTING THE OTHER PHOTOS!!!!!! 
 I DONT BLAME YOU!!!