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 If you rub the bottle does a genie with a giant hat with a feather in it pop out? 
 @MisterRogersSnapped I went to a lot of trouble scrubbing it so probably not 
 @MisterRogersSnapped Maybe I need to drop a crack rock in as an offering to get my wish 
 Or just stuff a bunch of loose bills in it and see what happens