That movies so sad 😢 

 Every single time 🤣🤣 

 And they always say
... I don't know why you say you don't like social gatherings,  you always seem so sociable when you go....

When from the second you get there you're looking for the right time to sneak out. Just putting in the time so the boss doesn't notice you didn't go. 

 Nailed it.