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 This is controversial but I think sports should have 3 divisions🤷🏽

Biological male, biological female, and no rules best of the best sir league.

Remember the beginning days of MMA? When it was literally like put a sumo wrestler vs a jiu jitsu fighter in the ring together? That's what I propose but even more like a 90s action film written by cokeheads🤷🏽.

Doesn't matter the sport. Think baseball. Sure. Male league will be fun, female league cool too with them giant balls, but the anything goes league... Men vs women, trans, all steroids are legal, hell! Put down your rolled collar bill when they call your name and come out to the bat with powder on your nose, I want to see how far that ball flies. Robotic prosthetic arms, robots designed specifically for batting. What are the limits of human and non human I guess capacity?? I want a ball to enter orbit please.  
 I've taken hits by cis male and cis female. Men have almost always hit harder. You can look at my broken nose 🤣 

I support this 🥰 
 Also... What brown nose? Heh...

N...

N.. no one even noticed heh..  
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zN1908XJ7U
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 How about robots? Robot pitchers vs roid rage hitters! HST did a white paper on how to make baseball fun to watch. 
 Absolutely!  
 Incredibly dangerous for the women. 
 And they know that when joining the league🤷🏽 
 I think there should be a Juice Division where you let every player roid up and take as much HGH as they want. Also, cybernetic enhancements will be allowed as well. 
 That's exactly my point. 

The third division would be the physical limits of the human body division. 

Men vs women
Trans men trans women

Do a line of coke before you get on the starting block. 

It's it dangerous? Absolutely! Your heart might explode before you finish! But you knew that when you decided to do it🤷🏽 

I want to see Usain bolt scratching his head at you at the finish line with your gold medal powder on your nose down at your mouth and people jabbing adrenaline into your heart. Will you make it? Probably not. But your name is in the history book now, for however so briefly to the next guy does it with meth and surgical rollerblades🤷🏽 
 Foam at your mouth* 
 Sure, humanzees as well. 
 I want the biggest freak shows competing against each other 
 I want to see the true limits of human capability. 

Do you remember UFC 1?

When there little jujitsu you dominated everyone and we were all like what the hell??? Then the next year they banned wearing these and said you can't use clothes to choke people🤷🏽

I want that shit. 

Like the biggest most technical guy on roads was taking down because you put your shirt over his head before you knocked knocked him out? That's genius.  
 Pride Fighting from Japan 

Everyone was Juiced to the Fucking Gills and everyone knew how to fight

I need this back into my life 
 I need to look that up. 

But I feel the same way about old UFC someone's the old fights you just have to revisit 
 Ghee's* 
 I still wholeheartedly agree with this, and now that I've re-read it, I had this vision of a methed out baseball that I think would be hilarious. 
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 This!
Men's league
Women's league
GFY league

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 Agreed!  
 @SavageWhit proof🤷🏽

A taste of who I am as well as just posts where I thought "wow I nailed that. No spelling errors or nuthin'!"

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