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 Wish I had wood floors in living room instead of carpet. Fucking stain sponge bullshit. 
 Just like wearing white shoes carpet living room is bad idea unless idk you are Japanese and everyone knows to take off their shoes. 
 Parents got wood floors a few years ago and it's a lot nicer, just don't get a spic to do it like they did 
 There is a small 2x2in square of my carpet that my dog just licks and rubs his head on incessantly. I am terrified of the secrets that lie in the fibers of that patch of carpet. 
 Wish I had wood doors on my gas chamber instead of glass. Fucking Prussian blue stains all over.