Funny...For some reason, kissing an animals butt I guess, brings to mind a meme of a small pug type dog standing about 6 feet from the screen door, intently watching something going on outside. There's a young baby crawling right up behind the pooch.  The baby's finger is pointing about 4 inches from that dog's butt.. The meme say," Dog, ready for launch!! "  Brings a chuckle to me every time I think about it.. I know, it has nothing to do with kissing spiders, but damn it was funny.. 😉