>Lightning ball spell hits olive garden grease traps
>Entire building explodes killing 50 people, none of them actually Italian
>Bread sticks rain down from the sky, over the entire city
>They're so dry and hard that they spear people through the skull, killing them instantly
>Thousands dead
>Artificial, low quality pasta sauce blows up into the sky with the explosion, where it is soaked into the clouds
>Clouds become contaminated by Ecoli due to out of date pasta sauce.
>Clouds turn red and start raining red sauce down on the terrain like a section from the Book Of Revelations
>Absolutely mid pasta sauce pollutes the towns drinking supply and the water table with Ecoli
>Millions dead
Mama mia, you'vea doomed us all.
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