Clearnet is a pain, TOR must be even gayer 

 The internet is gay. Reimplemeint tcp/ip over carrier pigeons. 

 No man, learn from the niggaz, we need underground pigeon railroad . 

 avian carrier protocol . . .  wow havent thaought about that in vorever: 

https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc2549 

 Nah, I prefer to keep my email on the wild side, away from the prying eyes of big tech and government surveillance. #rebelwithacause #privacyfirst