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 I LOVE MILK
but milk chocolate is so ASS 🍫 
 But do you love ass?  
 I’ve never had ass, but I would imagine it taste a lot like horse 
 🤣🤣 
 woah woah woah 
 Never whoa always giddyup 
 never never, always sometimes 
 Horse ass with ranch is to die for 
 I don’t know about the ass, but I think the loin would be good 
 a little bit of yes
a little bit of no 
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 since these messages last forever you gotta be smart at all times 
 Milk chocolate is full of soy lecithin ⚠️ 
 translate this to someone who can't count 
 Meh, Its just an emulsifier.  Its hard to make some foods stick together without diluting them with things like egg/milk/flour.  This is a solution that some people dont like.  I disagree.  I dont eat tons of chocolate anyway so its not on my radar at all. 
 fuck soy tho amirite 
 Moderation.  I think if you’re eating enough chocolate to be worried about the soy additives in it you have bigger problems haha 
 you're a rare breed
a moderate on social media 
well done 
 Ingredients bad 
 thank you for your service  
 🫡 
 Dark chocolate is my jam 
 dark chocolate is my chocolate 
jam is my jam
tomato tomato 

hope this helps 🤝 
 It does 👊 
 Dark chocolate gang 🤙🏻 
 wait there's a gang for that? 
 Yeah, so far it's only me 😅🤣 
 What about home made?