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“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I wish you were here 3 months ago when I cut the shit outa my finger. It needed stitches

https://i.poastcdn.org/bf9250ce3a9f053b877f1118585b6d5e7d9a9e19a40d015b8251d2463dcddc74.jpg
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83f2e9ca | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever @449841af I chickened out on giving my husband stitches a couple years ago.  Maybe I should practice on some ham or something.
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“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Fuggin fire emoji, HELL YES.

Practice makes perfect.
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“Bacon Wrapped Turkey” Fever | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Do a kitchen photo right now of how you would whip stitch some ham together.
Gold
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Alex A. Fog | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😂