went grocery shopping yesterday, either I'm becoming a giant or everything is shrinking, I couldn't believe how small some stuff is, like yeah you want 4 bucks for the world's smallest bottle of taco sauce? get fucked 

 They're subtly make portions smaller while increasing the price. A lot of bottles have gotten like 7% smaller while going from like $3 to $4 in price. 

Look at the DOW Jones. 12% return A YEAR.