While delivering mail to one of our neighbors today (our mailman frequently gets things in the wrong box), I discovered why my sweetie’s mail went missing for a few months. Said neighbor had received some of our mail, wrote “not at this address,” on the mail, and put it in the outgoing mail slot.

Our mailman decided my sweetie no longer lived at our address and started returning *all* her mail to sender. Took 3 months to get it sorted out, and now our mailman is training a replacement. Oh joy.