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 Ya think some guy was trying to pull the slices through that hole? 
 [Sit on it to mine spaghetti outta dat hole.] 
 Pronounce: it.
Color: brown (natural cardboard color) 
 You could always try to drag it out through the little smiley face bit🤔, thus, not opening the box, just a thought. No, we're NGMI😕😂.  
 Turning in to zoo animals.  
 I thought the box was part of the food? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 
 Nope. 
 fuck you i won't do what you tell me 
 I bet you that was a joke made by a packaging engineer, and the team thought it was funny, but to the shock of engineering, upper management was like "that's actually a useful label! Let's keep it!" 
 I just like to imagine there is a group of full grown adults in tears because they can't figure out how to access the pizza 😂 
 Contrarians triggered ... 
 Ok, but HOW do you open the box?? why so few instructions? 
 *burn* :) 
 We need the Darwin Awards back in a BIG way