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Schlong Earth Theory. 
 @c215902f Hot dog shaped universe was a thing for a while. No idea if it still is. 
 @c215902f The Earth is clearly a New York Ripper with the works. Only the uneducated could surmise a sphere, flat plane, or some other infantile form. One need only observe how the seasons shift in strict accordance with that one would observe in savory sauces sliding down a dog. #hotdogearth #mustardoftruth 
 @c215902f I still have my eggshell earth decorations up... :(