Lol, that's never gonna happen. I tried running a lightning channel. I couldn't even tell you how to get back to it. Much less close it and get my sats back. 

Pretend you're talking to a 6 year old or retarded kid. I went to government schools. 

 Check this out 

https://shop.futurebit.io/products/apollo-ii-next-generation-home-miner-and-desktop-full-node-system 

 That's awesome. I'll look into it 🫂