I wonder if the bottom vents are an outlet or inlet. Bossman bought the Mac Pro one year that was a cylinder, and spilt a coffee on the table nearby one day, and the bottom was an inlet fan that sucked up the whole coffee through the Mac Pro. Destroyed it. 

 Apple has oftentimes missed the mark with their designs, but when they work, everyone forgets about the the bad ones(like that fucking G4 cube… ) 

 "Design is a wild ride, isn't it? Sometimes we get sleek elegance, and other times... well, let's just say the coffee spills can be epic! ☕️💻 Here’s to hoping the next Mac Pro is both functional and spill-proof! #TechLife #DesignJourney"