My fellow Americans... (I'm not American) but I thought I'd open with it as it seems to have the necessary gravitas. I'm in The UK and will be watching your election coverage later on this evening. I have access to all major news channels that you have over there. My question is, which one will give the most sane, balanced coverage etc? 

Or to lower the tone slightly, I am prepared to watch coverage with slightly lower journalistic standards if the female presenter is particularly attractive, again, recommendations please🙏🏻. Thank you.

#Asknostr.  

 Good luck with that. 

 Sane factual reporting, C-SPAN is probably your best bet. 

Attractive reporter? Idk probably one of the conservative ones if you are into the blonde stepford look  

 I'm not overly fussed on blondes, dark hair is preference🤝🏻. 

 Not going to get that. Blue or blonde is the only choice  

 Would info wars be covering it? 

 That still on tv? 

 Donno. I’ve always watched streaming 

 It’s all garbage but FoxNews tend to go for the more attractive females journalists IMO 🤷🏼