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 A STORY OF HOW EARLY WE ARE TO #BITCOIN

At an appointment today the two very friendly receptionist gals told me I had a great voice, and said I should do ASMR or voiceovers.

I told them I have a podcast.

They asked what it was about. 

I said “Bitcoin.”

Receptionist 1: “oh no, that’s too boring.”

Me: “I think it’s important to talk about how the government steals from us through inflation, and how Bitcoin is a solution for individuals to escape that.”

Receptionist 2: “Isn’t that done? Like not around anymore? Didn’t it go down?”

Me: “No, it’s still very much around.”

Receptionist 2: “have you heard of [shitcoin]?”

Me: “yes, but I focus on Bitcoin because it’s the only thing not centrally controlled.”

Receptionist 2: “so you can just buy bitcoin, or how do you get it?”

Me: “yeah it’s easy, you buy it just like you would a stock.”

Receptionist 1: “you can buy it on CashApp.”

Me: “you seem to know about Bitcoin?”

Receptionist 1: “my fiancé has Bitcoin and [shitcoin].”

Me: “I’m not into [shitcoin], but glad he’s into Bitcoin.”

Receptionist 2: so where can we find your podcast? 

Me: just go to http://titcoin.org (I was wearing a @Titcoin  shirt)

Both: [laugh uproariously]

>> After my appointment >>

Receptionist 2: so, are you going to start an ASMR podcast?

Me: I might just have to. 

Receptionist 1: and in the meantime we can just go to Titcoin.org

Both: [laugh uproariously] 

… 

COME FOR THE TITS, STAY FOR THE BITS 
 Ser, this is a Wendy’s 😉 

No seriously though, read the white paper in your ASMR voice 🤣 
 +1 
 I could come up with Bitcoin ASMR ideas… 😆 
 It’s your lucky day, because I already read the Bitcoin white paper on @Titcoin 

It was Halloween last year and I was dressed like Ken. 

https://youtu.be/z_B2kZLbg1s 
 I am soooooooo down for this! Thanks! 🙏  
 Read it, narrated in your voice ! You made it bro you are famous! 😂😂😂 
 Epic, having a voice that would get 2 receptionists chatting to me is a pipe dream for me!!!! 
 Lets go 
 I read that in your voice, 🤣🤣🤣 
 I was thinking the whole time… why are you posting this in public… this is for sure ending in a threesome. 
 bookmarked 🔥 
 great story 🫡