Alternate strategy,

1. Click link
2. Realize it's a news site before it's loaded
3. Panic and hit the back button 
4. Put the phone down
5. Open a beer
6. Keep drinking while angry that I can't black list domains from search results.
7. Become upset about the old Internet that we lost
8. Smash my phone in a fit of rage because it's made by Google.
9. Order a new phone from Amazon with overnight delivery.
10. Sleep
11. Return to step 1 but start pissed that I gave Amazon and google more money.