Welllll when you put it that way....

It's a dick. Both ways.

Ugly dick pic. Sorry dude you need to learn your angles. You don't take the dickpic from the front after your finished🤷🏽 nobody wants a dick pic in the first place I don't think they want the final product.

IF you wanted to ATTEMPT a flattering dick pick maybe from the side, or like down the leg 🤷🏽

Something to show the length but not your skinny hairy belly  guy in picture not guy I'm replying to, but this reply is trip funny not to post, do you're just the middle man 

 More artsy dick pic in my opinion🤷🏽

https://image.nostr.build/1088eb4dae1e6baed80879b553dd0d793701679fb3335b890c1650809f405da0.jpg

Trim. Attempting to be as proper as possible although there's no getting past the dirty dog it is. Almost a Caesar do but although long still trim. 🤷🏽 Might record you in secret though and fuck the economy worse than even previously imaginable.  

 BUSHMASTER  

 No. You want bushmaster? 

https://image.nostr.build/74e49a5a6b87c92aa1fc8427a7feb5f607c2f8013443813cfc64ffffb419863e.jpg

Here's a Two-fer

Whoopi is slang for sex and her real last name is Johnson🤷🏽 

 I hear she refuses to shave pits. Like Madonna. 

 Does she?

I had no idea but that actually enhances my joke.

I read just saying because she has a lot more hair🤣