@d10c93fa @b92dcc07 Some would have made it a loot box with a 30% chance of getting a reload, a 69.9% chance of getting a pointy stick, and a 0.1% chance of getting a Davy Crockett M388 tac-nuke. 

 @d10c93fa @b92dcc07 “you fool! While you were completing micro transactions I studied the blade…”