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 Oh noes! What should I do? 😱
https://image.nostr.build/83df27916448dc8e1318dd9a7974ee11677d0847248d599d1187521df21f0dd0.jpg 
 laught until you cant breath ... lmao 
 I kinda want to send them 1 sat with a zero fee that never confirms and an OP_RETURN with “GFY” in it. 
 Just say you only have cardano 😂 
 😂😂😂

And a little bit of Nano, the Bitcoin killer.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/iA8jqAN2GXSTe/200w.gif 
 It's all kept on Uphold though so the fee to send is higher than what I have  
 Exactly, ask the hacker to send some then you’ll send double. 
 Or I'll send the next pics with butter involved 🤣🤣☠️ 
 I’m more of a BSV guy myself, really dig Craig Wright’s vision. 
 I captain my cap'n crunch 🫡😂

https://i.nostr.build/42K3.jpg 
 Pretend you sent it and waste his time. Go to /r/scambaiting and get some ideas. 
 Reply with trojan and geo-logger attached to email. Hone in on him.  
 Thank them for helping get your “work” out to a wider audience 
 Send the dirt. 
 @5c508c34 has it. 
 huh? 
 Is #tardstr joke, ser. 
 wat mean? 
 Your rotation is a little slower today 🤣 
 am lost 
 @Buddha @lauren halp 
 I think you’re on your own here… I don’t want to be targeted by the hacker. 😂😂😂😂😂 
 😂😂😂😂

i am the world in this scenario https://i.nostr.build/MlBm.jpg  
 Meow gives no fux 
 They’ll come for everyone eventually.
nostr:note1zur97na5edf66hm5mes6pxwnvtuc58tulrqjhmm74pv32valj45syjchew 
 Someone tried this on my elderly 80+ yr old aunt claiming to be me captured and held up in Mexico. She was skeptical but listened. Sounded a lot like me apparently. They messed up and called her “mom”. She’s my aunt. She went off on them and hung up. 😂 
 I’ve got their email twice. Apparently they forgot they had already sent the same threat. 
 Whats the joke? I feel powerful and hard gagging you and banking you from the cool deviants group? That a joke?

I’m dying to understand how funny a siri joke is?

Speak up 
 Ask them if they do nostr contact lists. We can even zap them for the dirt 🤣🤙 
 I recently assisted a Nigerian Prince with a financial geopolitical issue. I can call in a favor if you need it. 
 I guess you’re done. He recorded the act of your solitary sex with his Trojan

https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAC/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif 
 Sex is never solitary. @Jesus of Nostreth is always watching. 😆 
 Always watching 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/db3876ad1237e85e8c1563829136185a40fc5fcd0c1867caf0728ceb4a6ac421.jpg  
 Not sure why he would be packing heat, though. 
 Second amendment ? 
 I always thought of him as more of a Ten Commandments guy. 
 I keep wondering when they are finally going to send out the video? 🙄