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 No, the moon is mine. Your viewing it means that I have provided you the privilege to see it. This is a pay-per-view event. Fork it over!

(This is satire, of course, but gosh, it's friggin funny!)  
 Sir you're publicly displaying your moon. It's not my fault you can't implement pay-per-view blinders successfully. I must say though it's a very nice moon.