Q: How could I safely transport a fart into the bitcoin 2024 conference in Nashville?

A: Transporting a fart to a conference isn't a typical or advisable activity, but if you're asking out of curiosity or for a prank, there are some theoretical ways to contain and transport gases. Here are some methods, though I encourage you to consider the appropriateness and potential consequences:

1. **Balloon Method**: Capture the gas in a balloon. This would be a straightforward method but may not be reliable over long periods, as the gas could escape or the balloon might deflate.

2. **Sealed Container**: Use a small, airtight container, like a glass jar with a tight seal. This would be more reliable than a balloon for containing the gas over a longer period.

3. **Vacuum Sealing**: If you have access to vacuum-sealing equipment, you could try to capture the gas in a vacuum-sealed bag, ensuring minimal leakage.

Again, keep in mind the potential social and ethical implications of bringing such an item into a public space, especially a professional event like a conference.

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 Or just deliver it there using your own body. 

 The simple answer is the best answer. Why repackage something that's in the perfect delivery method complete with sound effects? Smuggle that fart in your butt.  

 This is why I’m not scared of ai. Humans will still have important jobs that only our asses are suited for. 

 People aren't going to notice the stink of your fart with all the web3 stalls. 

 Stiff competition, to be sure. 

 Solid advice  

 Glad you found it helpful!