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 You cant say you have no social media when you spend all day on poasr 
 Poast doesn't count and I don't think I spend a considerable amount of time on here relatively speaking. Maybe on my days off with it on in the background while I clean and run errands sure. 
 I consider this social media. Its no different than twitter except for the racism against niggets instead of Whites 🤷‍♂️ 
 @NoHogCrankerXeno @Lurk Perry 🎅🎄🎁  @theo h. mann @Xuya 

Context clues, like "dumb phone or android" being an iToddler's phrasing imply that poast would be too "underground" and it's safe to assume OP meant "mainstream" social - I had the same hesitancy and left it unchecked though. 
 All these dumb bitches probably left the bird app for mastadon anyway unfortunately. But you gotta have that IG, nahm sayin?