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 why is it that sometimes you go to a house and they’ll say ‘only number twos in the back toilet, the other ones fine though’. 
what the fuck does that mean 
 Number one is peepee  
 i get that bit 
 If it’s yellow let it mellow if its brown flush it down 
 If you poop in the front toilet, everyone who enters or leaves will smell it.

This was the best explanation i could think of 😅