He's much less of a sarcastic asshole than I am though. 

 Fwd or D? 

 He's 6. I don't think he knows yet.. lol. Coaches having them play all positions.   

 Ah, he's super young! Yeah, definitely don't want to commit to a position that early. Let me know if he becomes a goalie 🤙 

 A fellow hockey player. Welcome to the team. 
I’m first line center. Obviously. 
We got some strong goaltending too.