This reminded me since my father is a fiat triple maxi, I got this one to my mom. Pretty fancy design, in case you'd want to girlboss the faucet yourself before 30 years.
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/bosjoen-kitchen-faucet-stainless-steel-color-90457405/ 

 Damn that one is hella nice. 

 Nothing you said made any sense 

 You lack the knowledge of Noshole lore, that's why while it's a perfectly cogent dialogue for us, to your untrained eye it looks encrypted. 

 Haha, I see. My mistake